Atheism!

Ironically, presumed leader of the iraqi insuergeny Zarqawi stated that Iraqis should attack the infidel tyrannts who are impossing (now this is the funny part) atheism on the muslim people of Iraq. Now thats what I call good propaganda. Insurgency leaders are scaring the people of Iraq into fighting the godless Americans by threatening them with the worst thing possible-atheism. As if they didn't know that our President is God's own messenger who has been set by the big man on high to bring people god's very best gift: freedom. Didn't they pay attention to how much Bush said he talks to God throughout the campaign?

The irony abounds. When running for president this past year, Bush and the Republicans made use of the insurgent's tactic themselves. They smartly threatned the American people with the same thing as Mr. Zarqawi. If you don't vote Red, I believe the argument ran, god-hating, homo-loving, new york times reading, latte drinking, pagan liberals will run into your small town, burn your Bible, and make little Tommy wear a nice pink dress.

Maybe the solution to the Iraq situation isn't as hard then as it seems. If only Zarqawi and Bush can get together and share with each other their common disdain for atheists, then maybe, just maybe (cross those fingers!) they could negotiate an end to hostilities and bring this pesky insurgency to an end. Because, when it comes down to it, both of them are fighting for Abraham's God in the end. They just disagree on how many Hail Mary's they have to say to hang out with Allah in the after-life.